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    • There are 171,146 words in the English language. In Philadelphia, all you need is one. Jawn. Jawn is Philly slang that can mean literally anything. It can be used as a substitute for any person, place, or thing. Jawn is a testament to Philadelphia’s ingenuity and efficiency allowing us to cut right to the chase with just one word that’s applicable in any situation. Other cities can keep all their fancy words. We’ll keep our jawn.

      We used the ever popular and ubiquitous Helvetica font for this Jawn tee because Helvetica is a great font for any situation – just like Jawn.

      See more like this in our Jawn Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Man on beach wearing a Phillygoat Jawn t-shirt with his two kids posing behind him
    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

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    Susan J
    Just was a righteous jawn needs

    Good quality shirt

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    Funcle Dan
    Very Happy

    Love the shirt. Nephew wears that jawn all the time.

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    Bill
    Design placement

    Great feeling shirt, but I noticed that “Jawn” across the chest is slightly off. I have automatically made it a gym shirt which sucks because I would wear it out. The shirt length is also a little longer than other L shirts I have. I gave 3 stars because it came quick, the order was correct, and I can still wear it but just to the jail type gym I go to no where else.

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    Laura Durington
    Love this Jawn!

    This is a gift for my husband and I know he will love it. Good quality tshirt, expert printing and fast shipping. Highly recommend this jawn for all your Philly love needs.

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    Rob Kelly
    DAF

    orderd my jawns tee, high quality material n arrived quickly, definitely gonna cop some mor gear