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    • Go Phils and Phillips. Quite possibly the dumbest shirt we've ever made. 😂

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      *PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES ABOVE

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Comfort Colors 1717 tee. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Battle Brothers Foundation logo on right sleeve because this shirt helps support our veterans
      8. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

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    Elizabeth
    "Go Phils & Phillips"

    This tee was the hit of the last phillies game! From start to finish I had smiles, chuckles, and people asking where I got the shirt. A+ on this one!

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    JVK
    Love this shirt

    This might be the greatest shirt ever made. It is Nobel Prize worthy for artistic endeavors. It is the kind of shirt you wear to a party, and everyone says “MF, that is one awesome shirt.”

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    Paul Devine
    Go Phils T-Shirt

    I love the humor of this shirt!
    Everyone who has seen it, thinks it’s fantastic,
    and so do I.
    If you’re a Phils fan, you need to get this shirt.
    Philly goat is a great source of unique apparel.

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    Customer1223
    Amazing

    The BEST shirt I own! True to size and quality material. I got the OG Phils version and now I may need to get the one with Pux Phil on it too