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  • "Schuylkill River Mermaid" Sticker

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    • The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character - just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win any prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality.

      This sticker pays tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid who proves there's more to being magical than just looks.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Stickers are printed on durable, high opacity (no judgement if you gotta look that word up) adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for slapping on your kid's trapper keeper, the back of your shaggin' wagon, or attempting to cover up that "Wentzylvania" tattoo that clearly did not age well
      3. Fast and easy bubble-free application
      4. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as suppository

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    Saboor Shad
    Crawled out of the river and drank a beer

    One of my favorite Philly themed designs.

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    Tim
    Sticker

    Great product, slow shipping….

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    DrBoogniche

    Exactly as advertised.

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    Sean McCormick
    Sticker

    It’s a sticker and It sticks really well!

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    Joseph Mcdevitt

    Was a gift for friend who fishes in the river he loved it
    Thx goat