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  • "Mr. Sandman's Boxing Gym" Sweatshirt

    • The #1 ranked boxer in the World Circuit of Mike Tyson's Punch Out, Mr. Sandman was no joke. A formidable penultimate boss, I can't tell you how many times I was within striking distance of reaching the final title bout with Tyson only to have Little Mac get sent straight to dreamland by a Mr. Sandman uppercut.

      Other opponents had tricks - like Great Tiger's vanishing act. Some had gimmicks - like Don Flamenco's flamboyant rose-in-the-mouth two-step-tango. And some, like Soda Popinksi, just straight up had a drinking problem. But Mr. Sandman was different. No frills. No hype. Just a mean mug and an even meaner right hook.

      It's no accident that the makers of Mike Tyson's Punch Out made Philadelphia be Mr. Sandman's hometown. A great boxer who was tough as nails and let his fists do the talking, some believe Mr. Sandman was modeled after Philly's own Smokin' Joe Frazier.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Everyone needs a go-to sweatshirt, so opt for one that's comfy, smooth, and stylish. Made with air-jet spun yarn for a luxuriously soft feel and reduced pilling, this cozy Gildan 18000 is the perfect choice for cooler evenings. Featuring a varsity crewneck and a classic fit, you're gonna convince yourself that sweater weather is all year round with this wardrobe staple.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
      4. Phillygoat branded label on back so you know it's not a knock-off
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your sweatshirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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