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"Mr. Sandman's Boxing Gym" Sweatshirt
$44
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The #1 ranked boxer in the World Circuit of Mike Tyson's Punch Out, Mr. Sandman was no joke. A formidable penultimate boss, I can't tell you how many times I was within striking distance of reaching the final title bout with Tyson only to have Little Mac get sent straight to dreamland by a Mr. Sandman uppercut.
Other opponents had tricks - like Great Tiger's vanishing act. Some had gimmicks - like Don Flamenco's flamboyant rose-in-the-mouth two-step-tango. And some, like Soda Popinksi, just straight up had a drinking problem. But Mr. Sandman was different. No frills. No hype. Just a mean mug and an even meaner right hook.
It's no accident that the makers of Mike Tyson's Punch Out made Philadelphia be Mr. Sandman's hometown. A great boxer who was tough as nails and let his fists do the talking, some believe Mr. Sandman was modeled after Philly's own Smokin' Joe Frazier.
*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.
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Everyone needs a go-to sweatshirt, so opt for one that's comfy, smooth, and stylish. Made with air-jet spun yarn for a luxuriously soft feel and reduced pilling, this cozy Gildan 18000 is the perfect choice for cooler evenings. Featuring a varsity crewneck and a classic fit, you're gonna convince yourself that sweater weather is all year round with this wardrobe staple.
- Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
- Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
- Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
- Phillygoat branded label on back so you know it's not a knock-off
- Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your sweatshirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
- Use a mild detergent
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- Do not use any fabric softeners
- Do not dry-clean
- Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
- If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
- Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository