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    • Go Phils and Phillips. Quite possibly the dumbest shirt we've ever made. 😂

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      *PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES ABOVE

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Comfort Colors 1717 tee. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Battle Brothers Foundation logo on right sleeve because this shirt helps support our veterans
      8. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

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    Charlie Blaze
    Gets a lot of laughs and great customer service!

    They had accidentally sent me a shirt without the back printed, but after emailing them, they responded in less than 24 hours and had a brand new, correctly printed shirt headed out my way and they let me keep the original misprint with the Phil’s only on the front side. What a solid company! Will be purchasing more in the future.

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    Meg

    Petitioning to change Dr Phil to Phil of the future from OG Disney channel

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    Lisa M
    Love the Phils

    My husband loved his shirt! Wore it to the Phillies game and got lots of compliments. Funny shirt.

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    Philip Labruyere
    Shirt

    Go Phil's shirt came as expected fucking badges, made for an awesome gift for my bro in law whose name is also phil, cards fans but also fans of cool shirts

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    Sheila Koreck
    Great style, great fit !

    Love me some Philly goat T’s… giving them out as gifts to some of my favorite people. They LOVE them!