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  • "Tobias Funke Harris" Tee

    • Tobias just blue himself (there's gotta be a better way to say that...). For all you Arrested Development / Sixers fans out there, it's time to dip into that banana stand money and make room in your wardrobe for this esoteric gem of a t-shirt that celebrates our two favorite Tobiases of all time.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Basketball Collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Classic crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      3. Cotton / poly fabric blend for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      4. Printed with a special ink fade for a more vintage look
      5. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
      6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
    Heather Midnight Navy
    Athletic Heather
    Ocean Blue
    Heather Dust

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 2 reviews
    Chad Bauman
    Great tee

    Super great quality. Will order more from th egg n

    Betsy Beltle
    Tobias Funke for the win

    I bought this shirt for my daughter who loves Arrested Development and Tobias Harris. The blending of both is source of great joy! The shirt looks great, fits well, and is a new favorite!