"The Phrinch" Knitted Ugly Christmas Sweater

Then the Phrinch thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store!? What if Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!!!

But that's when he remembered Phillygoat, the greatest store of all. Where you'll want to do all your holiday shopping this fall...

Phillygoat's a store that brings holiday cheer... to all Youse Whos from Philly both far and near.

And if you don't shop at Phillygoat then you're a Dallas-lovin' skunk! Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk! The three words that best describe you are, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!!!

This sweater you'll find is quite the prize.. it's bound to make your heart grow three times in size!!!

So fork over that cash and grab one today, then wear it to your holiday party where you'll be sure to slay!

- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel knitted fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable

Disclaimers:

- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- Order by November 21st for December 24th Xmas gift delivery.

Need it sooner? Get the all-over printed polyester sweatshirt version here.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!