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The Gang Teaches Ben Simmons How to Shoot Tee

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  • This is the Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode that 76ers fans are dying to see. Ben Simmons is a world class talent whose basketball potential is as intoxicating as his inability to shoot is mind-boggling. Time after time we are left scratching our heads wondering why one of the best athletes in the universe who gets paid millions of dollars to play basketball for a living would still get shot under the table by my 10-year-old niece Sally in a game of H-O-R-S-E… But alas, all hope is not lost because Mac, Charlie, Dennis, Dee, and Frank are here to take the kitten mittens off of Ben and fix his shooting form with some tough love and fight milk. We already know the D.E.N.N.I.S. system can teach Ben how to score off the basketball court, now the Gang’s collective wisdom will teach him how to score on it. This script pretty much writes itself…

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Basketball Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Classic crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
    3. Cotton / poly fabric blend for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Printed with a special ink fade for a more vintage look
    5. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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Solid Black Blend
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Marc Mancuso
Dated but who cares

Awesome shirt and should do it for other failing athletes in Philly

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Doug Ferguson
awesome, comfortable shirt

As a fan of IASIP, this was a must have. I can hear the theme song everytime i wear it. Well done Phillygoat.

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Jason Jalihal
My order

Everything looked good and was what I wanted

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Betsy Riley
Great!

Thanks!

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Rachel Shover
Amazing quality great gift

I was impressed with the quality of the shirt, normally when you get shirts online they tend to be lesser quality, thin shirts that aren’t comfortable to wear, my boyfriend who’s a fan of both Always Sunny and the Sixers got a kick out of this shirt and can’t wait to wear it on the next boys night