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The Gang Teaches Ben Simmons How to Shoot Tee

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  • This is the Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode that 76ers fans are dying to see. Ben Simmons is a world class talent whose basketball potential is as intoxicating as his inability to shoot is mind-boggling. Time after time we are left scratching our heads wondering why one of the best athletes in the universe who gets paid millions of dollars to play basketball for a living would still get shot under the table by my 10-year-old niece Sally in a game of H-O-R-S-E… But alas, all hope is not lost because Mac, Charlie, Dennis, Dee, and Frank are here to take the kitten mittens off of Ben and fix his shooting form with some tough love and fight milk. We already know the D.E.N.N.I.S. system can teach Ben how to score off the basketball court, now the Gang’s collective wisdom will teach him how to score on it. This script pretty much writes itself…

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Basketball Collection.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Classic crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
    3. 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors are a cotton / polyester blend) for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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Customer Reviews

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Rose Delvalle
Great shirt

Fits well,true to size,very comfortable

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Vince Ruff
Ben Shirt

Both shirts are awesome. Shipping came quick.

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Mouse
Perfect!

As a Celtics fan who loved seeing the 6ers struggle as much as we do, this was a must purchase. However I was pleasantly surprised by the quality and fit of the shirt. Best purchase in all the wrong ways!

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Jillian White
Small sizes

We got the ‘The Gang Teaches Ben Simmons How to Shoot’ t shirt in a Man’s XL and we love it BUT the XL is so small- it does not fit my husband. We are super bummed. All other xl shirts fit him but this one was more of a medium/large.

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james payne
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1st, I love the shirt and the others I ordered. The brand and quality of the shirt itself is exactly what I like, so will be ordering more. However, I will say on all 3 shirts I ordered, the wording is either centered incorrectly or placed in an odd position. Most shirts with phrases typically sit centered across or angle slightly down. These seem to angle up. Not sure if it’s the placement or what. It’s a small issue I can deal with for sure and as I mentioned, I do plan on ordering future shirts. Thanks!