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    "The Gang Teaches Ben Simmons How to Shoot" Tee

    Solid Black Blend
    • We purged all of the #25-related merch from our site except for this one because it's an all-time classic. This was the Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode that 76ers fans were dying to see during the infamous Ben Simmons era. He was a world class talent whose basketball potential was as intoxicating as his inability to shoot was mind-boggling. Time after time we were left scratching our heads wondering why one of the best athletes in the universe who got paid millions of dollars to play basketball for a living would still get shot under the table by my 10-year-old niece Sally in a game of H-O-R-S-E… But alas, we still have dreams of what could have been if only Mac, Charlie, Dennis, Dee, and Frank had the chance to take the kitten mittens off of Ben and fix his shooting form with some tough love and fight milk. We already know the D.E.N.N.I.S. system could've taught Ben how to score off the basketball court, and we would've loved to have seen the Gang’s collective wisdom teach him how to score on it. This script would've pretty much written itself…

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Basketball Collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Classic crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      3. Cotton / poly fabric blend for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      4. Printed with a special ink fade for a more vintage look
      5. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
      6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 22 reviews
    Jason Hill
    All of my gear!

    I am Philly Fan to the death! I love all of my gear that I have purchased from you!


    Comfy and awesome!

    Michael Chisolm
    Always fun in Philadelphia

    Shirt fits great and was a hit at work! Go birds!

    Elliott Mike

    "The Gang Teaches Ben Simmons How to Shoot" Tee

    Christopher Reid
    Good price but …

    Good price but not the quality I expect from Phillygoat. Sale shirt, but printing not high quality and no Phillygoat logo on the sleeve as normal