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  • "The British Blew a Thirteen Colony Lead" Tee

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    • Show off your historical wit with this hilarious tee. Created in partnership with our friends at Obvious Shirts, the original creator of this phrase, this is a great gift for anyone who wants to show off their patriotic pride. Perfect for 4th of July, this is a cheeky nod to one of the most unexpected upsets in history and a celebration of Philadelphia, the Birthplace of Freedom.

      Get the original Obvious Shirts version here: https://obviousshirts.com/products/the-british-blew-it-1

    • See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      *PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES ABOVE

      That time our shirt went viral at the London Series game:

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001 tee. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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    David

    Fit and comfort 100%

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    Liz Sullivan
    One of my favorite t-shirts

    I have this t-shirt in three colors. It really shows the spirit of Philadelphia and Phillies fans; of which I am very proud to be a part of.

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    B.D.

    I ordered this in time for the Fourth of July! Great material and tons of laughs/compliments!

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    Matthew J Phillips
    Colonies uprising

    Very soft! Great for a hot day. Was the highlight of my 4th of July. Lots of great compliments.

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    A J Palazzari
    LOVE these shirts

    Great shirt Huge hit for the 4th