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  • Septa Times I Ride It Women's Tank Top

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    • The Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority (SEPTA) has been getting Philadelphians where they need to go since 1965. SEPTA's slogan for much of its history has been "We're Getting There". Unfortunately getting there on time has been another story...

      Some have called SEPTA "inepta" over the years because of its routine tardiness. In this design we're poking a little fun at SEPTA's expense, but hey, being a frustrated East Coast commuter is just another part of the Philadelphia experience that we wouldn't change for the world.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
      4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Do not bleach
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Do not iron
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 3 reviews
    Anne Pyzocha
    A shirt with my exact feelings on SEPTA

    Love the shirt. Love the message. Plus, the sizing was perfect. An all around winner.

    Corinne D’Angelo

    Septa Times I Ride It Women's Tank Top

    Eddy Augustin

    Perfect gift for a philly native.