Artisinally crafted using Mike Schmidt's mustache hairs | 30-Day Free Returns | Satisfaction Guaranteed (*Except Cowboys Fans)
Artisinally crafted using Mike Schmidt's mustache hairs | 30-Day Free Returns | Satisfaction Guaranteed (*Except Cowboys Fans)
The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character - just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win any prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality.
This t-shirt pays tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid who proves there's more to being magical than just looks.
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Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.
We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
I went up a size from M to L, and while the sleeves are a good fit, the shirt is long and too loose. Maybe order more true to size.
Fun shirt that gets great laughs- quality design and tee.
Love the tees, they run true to size and wash well. Every shirt is like an inside Philly joke.
This tee design cracked me up. I bought it for my husband, and he loves it. Tees are so soft and good quality. Sized just right too.
I bought it as a gift for my husband and he loved it!! The t-shirt was soft and didn’t shrink up after washing it, plus the merman on it is hysterical and my husband gets lots of compliments on it!! I would definitely order again from Phillygoat.
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