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"Pretz-Skull And Crossbones" Booty Shorts

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Why settle for the same old boring, generic merch everyone else has? Stand out from the Fanatics-wearin' sheep and "get goated" with PhillyGOAT! Designed by local artists. Worn by legends. 🔔🐐❤️🥨🦅

⚠️ WARNING: May cause unsolicited compliments from other Philadelphia sports fans. Do not wear if you don't like being high-five. 🙌

Established in 2020, we've proudly served over 100,000 satisfied customers from the Greater Philadelphia area and beyond, and we've earned close to 10,000 5-star reviews. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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The average Philadelphian consumes 20 lbs of pretzel every year. That's why we're so tough and salty. These shorts comes from the pirate kings at Phillygoat x South Fellini Dot Com.

These shorts run small. Go up a size or two for best fit.