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  • "Pheast Mode" Toddler Tee

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    • Unleash the wild side of your kid's phandom with our "Pheast Mode" toddler tee that features our legendary mascot like you've never seen him before. Manning his iconic hot dog cannon, atop his souped-up 4-wheeler with eyes popping and tongue wagging in the wind, this will bring an edge of playful chaos to your fandrobe.

      This one-of-a-kind design, crafted in partnership with renowned local tattoo artist Brian Garber from Wizards World of Tattoos, captures the essence of new school tattoo art blended with a heavy dose of mascot madness.

    • See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. This t-shirt will make you & your child the envy of all the other less cool parents / kids at the playground (because that’s what this is all about, right?)
      3. 100% combed ringspun cotton for a shirt so soft we challenge your kid not to hold it against his/her cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      4. Relaxed unisex fit that your toddler will never want to take off
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's t-shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Do not iron
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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