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  • "Pheast Mode" Raglan Tee

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    • Unleash the wild side of your phandom with our "Pheast Mode" raglan tee that features our legendary mascot like you've never seen him before. Manning his iconic hot dog cannon, atop his souped-up 4-wheeler with eyes popping and tongue wagging in the wind, this will bring an edge of playful chaos to your fandrobe.

      This one-of-a-kind design, crafted in partnership with renowned local tattoo artist Brian Garber from Wizards World of Tattoos, captures the essence of new school tattoo art blended with a heavy dose of mascot madness.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% ring-spun cotton for a fabric so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
      4. Softball-inspired ¾ length long sleeve lets the world know you’re a baller
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your triblend raglan tee is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Do not bleach
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Iron, steam or dry: low heat
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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