Every one has a story about the one who got away. Here is mine:
It was the late '90s, before I was 21, and I was able to get into Keenan's Irish Pub in North Wildwood, NJ with the help of an older friend's ID. There was a woman at the bar who was well into her fifties, and she was wearing a Darren Daulton jersey coupled with jean shorts. She had teased mall hair and was crushing Rolling Rocks. The thing I remember most though was the large tattoo on her calf of a venomous snake coiled around a heart with the word "Philly" on top. Her name was Denise, and she bought me a boilermaker.
This design is a tribute to Denise, the one in the Dutch jersey and jean shorts with the big badass snake tattoo, and who I still carry in my heart. And now you can carry her close to your baby's heart, too, with this badass onesie.
Denise, if you're out there and if you happen to see this - call me. I know you're probably like 80 now, and that tattoo has some sag to it, but I am confident we can pick up right where we left off and make it work.
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*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.
This onesie's gonna make you the envy of all the other less cool parents at the playground because that’s what this is all about, right?
We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your baby's onesie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
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