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"Optimus Bryce" Youth Tee
$28.99
Why settle for the same old boring, generic merch everyone else has? Stand out from the Fanatics-wearin' sheep and "get goated" with PhillyGOAT! Designed by local artists. Worn by legends. 🔔🐐❤️🥨🦅
⚠️ WARNING: May cause unsolicited compliments from other Philadelphia sports fans. Do not wear if you don't like being high-five. 🙌
Established in 2020, we've proudly served over 100,000 satisfied customers from the Greater Philadelphia area and beyond, and we've earned close to 10,000 5-star reviews. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
And we're making headlines! We've been featured in the Philadelphia Inquirer, CBS Philadelphia, Fox 29 Philadelphia, and DelcoToday just to name a few.
We take the pressure off of ordering. Don't like what you got? Simply return it for free within 30 days, no questions asked. 🤝
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Our MV3 is more than meets the eye. 🤖
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See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.
*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.
*PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES BELOW
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Say hello to your kid's new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause they'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything they've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and sure to make them the coolest kid at school.
- Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
- Classic youth-sized crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are what douchey NYC / L.A. parents get their kids
- 100% airlume combed & ringspoun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
- Printed with a special ink fade for a more vintage look
- Relaxed, lightweight, unisex fit your kid'll never want to take off
- Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository