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  • "Moon Man Birds Fan" Tee

    Black Heather
    Heather Midnight Navy
    Heather Forest
    Dark Grey Heather
    Athletic Heather
    • "One small step for man, one giant leap for Birds fans."

      On July 20, 1969, Apollo 11 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were the first people to set foot on the moon. What many people don't know (other than some very astute consipiracy theorists from the "215") is that instead of planting an American flag on the lunar surface, these two die-hard Birds fans actually planted an Eagles flag there. This was quickly covered up by our Washington, D.C.-based government (many of whom were Redskins fans at the time) and also Texas-based NASA, which was made up of many Dallas Cowboys fans.

      We are here to clear up the hoax and shine a light on the truth that the moon landing was actually consummated with the planting of a giant kelly green, silver, and white "Go Birds" flag. Fly Eagles, Fly... all the way to the moon (and beyond).

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 12 reviews
    Great company & best Philly fan apparel out there; may want to size up on tees

    So awesome to have a unique and hilarious way to rep our Philly sports teams in VA - have gotten a lot of comments and laughs :) Ordered 4 shirts - Hair Flow & Bubble Blow in Youth L, Atta-Boy Harper in Youth XL, Moon Man Birds Fan in Adult M, and Go Local Sports Team in Adult M. Shipping was faster than expected and all four shirts look great. Strong vinegar smell out of the package from the dye-setting process, to be expected given their note that tees are produced upon ordering. Oddly, the Go Local Sports Team shirt fit perfectly but all three of the others ran small, which was noticeable since the two adult shirts were the same size. I'm outside the 30 day return window (ordered on Black Friday for Xmas) so no big deal, we'll just shape & air dry after washing, hand them down to fellow fans when they're outgrown and size up next time.
    Side note - I've ordered from Phillygoat before but this is my first review; it's worth mentioning that when I had a question about a previous order, I got a quick, friendly and helpful response from Ryan, the owner/founder. Appreciate the great products and customer service!

    Elizabeth Ireland
    Birds on the Moon

    Hubs LOVES his shirt and I'm pretty sure every person who has seen him has commented on it. Awesome quality, reasonable shipping time. Looking forward to our next purchase from Philly GOAT!

    Adrianna Tavani
    So cute!

    This shirt is everything I imagined it be! My boyfriend loves the print!

    Tim Geho
    Love it

    Fits perfectly and everyone compliments me when I wear it.

    Mary McRae
    Awesome product. Fly eagles 🦅

    The tee shirt fits perfectly and is so soft. Love everything I’ve purchased from this site. Keep it up!