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  • "Moon Man Birds Fan" Hoodie

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    • "One small step for man, one giant leap for Birds fans."

      On July 20, 1969, Apollo 11 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were the first people to set foot on the moon. What many people don't know (other than some very astute consipiracy theorists from the "215") is that instead of planting an American flag on the lunar surface, these two die-hard Birds fans actually planted an Eagles flag there. This was quickly covered up by our Washington, D.C.-based government (many of whom were Redskins fans at the time) and also Texas-based NASA, which was made up of many Dallas Cowboys fans.

      We are here to clear up the hoax and shine a light on the truth that the moon landing was actually consummated with the planting of a giant kelly green, silver, and white "Go Birds" flag. Fly Eagles, Fly... all the way to the moon (and beyond).

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Everyone needs a go-to hoodie to curl up in, so opt for one that's comfy, smooth, and stylish. Made with air-jet spun yarn for a luxuriously soft feel and reduced pilling, this cozy Cotton Heritage premium hoodie is the perfect choice for cooler evenings. Featuring a double-lined hood with matching drawcord and a classic fit, you're gonna convince yourself that sweater weather is all year round with this wardrobe staple.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
      4. Front pouch pocket is the perfect size for transporting a Dalessandro’s cheese steak or Wawa hoagie
      5. Phillygoat branded sleeve so you know it's not a knock-off
      6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your hoodie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 1 review
    mckinzie wilson
    Go birds

    I have gotten so many compliments on this hoodie! It’s very comfy cozy and I wear it quite often!