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"LICE Harper - Garbage Pail Phils 🤮" Toddler Tee
$28.99
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From the twisted minds of Phillygoat and local artist @nonheinous comes a bugged-out baller who is an MVP of malaria-fueled mayhem. Say hello to LICE Harper - an itching ode to the Phils' freshly buzzed first baseman and the latest drop in our Garbage Pail Phils collection. Full of might (and mites), this scratching slugger carries critters and hits dingers. He may be louse-y, but he's far from lousy as he gives opposing pitchers fits by gettin' hits and pickin' nits.
Get one and GO PHILS!
See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.
*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.
*PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES ABOVE
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- Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
- This t-shirt will make you & your child the envy of all the other less cool parents / kids at the playground (because that’s what this is all about, right?)
- 100% combed ringspun cotton for a shirt so soft we challenge your kid not to hold it against his/her cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
- Relaxed unisex fit that your toddler will never want to take off
- Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's t-shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository