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Hurtsamania Kids Tee
$27
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The QB1 era is officially here in Philadelphia and we are fired up, BROTHER! This instant classic design is inspired by the original Hulkamania shirt that the Hulkster wore back in the hey day of professional wrestling. We're excited to now bring this hoodie to young Birds fans everywhere in the hopes that we see all youse tearing these off your chests whenever we score a TD.
Whatcha gonna do when Hurtsamania runs wild on you, BROTHER?! Say your prayers, take you vitamins and Go Birds!
See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.
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- Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
- This t-shirt will make you & your child the envy of all the other less cool parents / kids at the playground (because that’s what this is all about, right?)
- 100% combed ringspun cotton for a shirt so soft we challenge your kid not to hold it against his/her cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
- Relaxed unisex fit that your toddler will never want to take off
- Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's t-shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository