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    • There are 171,146 words in the English language. In Philadelphia, all you need is one. Jawn. Jawn is Philly slang that can mean literally anything. It can be used as a substitute for any person, place, or thing. Jawn is a testament to Philadelphia’s ingenuity and efficiency allowing us to cut right to the chase with just one word that’s applicable in any situation. Other cities can keep all their fancy words. We’ll keep our jawn.

      We used the ever popular and ubiquitous Helvetica font for this Jawn tee because Helvetica is a great font for any situation – just like Jawn.

      See more jawns like this in our Kids Tee Collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. This t-shirt will make you & your child the envy of all the other less cool parents / kids at the playground (because that’s what this is all about, right?)
      3. 100% combed ringspun cotton for a shirt so soft we challenge your kid not to hold it against his/her cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      4. Relaxed unisex fit that your toddler will never want to take off
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's t-shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Do not iron
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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