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  • "Birds Retro Mascot" Tee

    Black Heather
    Heather Forest
    Dark Grey Heather
    Athletic Heather
    Heather Dust
    • This retro Philly football t-shirt is sure to make you stand out from the crowd. Don't be afraid to puff out your chest like the mighty eagle mascot on this vintage tee as you show the world you're for the Birds.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 52 reviews
    Mark Juliano
    Great Design

    I live the Bird Retro design
    Great look and quality tee shirt like
    all Philly Goat Tees

    HBD Christopher Kane

    Ordered and sent as a bday gift for a relative. I received thanks and much love for the three shirts they received in a timely fashion. Great designs. Can’t give a firsthand review but I have a couple t-shirts by Canvas and can say an XL is comfortable and sized nicely for a 6’2” 185lb guy

    Dean Biskupovich
    Love the shirt

    Got the shirt and love it. It is comfortable and looks good.

    JD Hansen

    "Birds Retro Mascot" Tee

    Jennifer Lengle
    First Time Customer

    My entire family are Eagles fans.. I will root for them if my Dolphins lose which is a lot !! That being said my brother loved his retro mascot t-shirt and he will be sporting it next season!!🦅💚 I will definitely be ordering from you guys again!!