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  • "Bird Flex" Black Flag

    • This flag is the ultimate flex for a Birds fan. Get pumped for the Eagles and show the world you are Philly strong. Go Birds!

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Who doesn’t want to turn their house into a home? Brighten up your space by adding this unique flag to your wall. Your flag won’t crease or shrink thanks to the polyester material that's designed to hold up over many many years.

      1. Flag is 6 ft. x 4ft.
      2. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      3. 100% polyester (so you know it's classy AF) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      4. Go ahead and wrap yourself in it.. it feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 1 review
    Walter Dudinow
    Sick Bird Flex

    The Bird Flex Flag is up in our shop and gets alot of comments and stirs up concersation