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We were big Calvin & Hobbes fans as kids. They did some pretty cool things in that comic strip. But the coolest thing I ever saw Calvin do.. was pee on the blue star. That image, depicted on countless bumper stickers that rolled into the Vet on Game Day back in the 80s and 90s, is forever seared into my brain. As an homage, we're bringing it back, but with a Founding Father twist. And since Ben Franklin was easily the coolest founding father, we can definitely see him doing this.
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Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.
We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
Shirt is fine. But don’t appreciate the blasphemous Christmas emails from “Phillygoat”
Not true to size, too small.
Already getting lots of shout outs on the Franklin Whizzin' on the Cowboys Star T-Shirt. Look forward to wearing it for the Week 9 tilt when The Birds destroy America's Team : )
My shirt makes me feel like I'm home. I live out west and have to deal with a lot of Cowboy fans . The h\shirt express's my feelings towards those fans. When i lived back there there were guys outside the sports venues that sold t-shirts with a cowboys star on that read " Dallas sucks!". This brings back some wonderful memories.
Awesome shirt. Great quality. Been searching for my old one for years. Thank you phillygoat!
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