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  • West Philly Wilderness Women's Tank Top

    • Wilderness awaits you in West Philadelphia. With a diverse ecosystem of flora and fauna, and an environment practically still untouched by modern man, many call West Philly the planet’s last natural frontier. Come explore all of the stunning waterfalls, marvel at the epic snow-capped mountains, and get lost in the lush greenery that is teeming in West Philly.

      See more jawns like this in our Neighborhoods Collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
      4. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Do not bleach
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Do not iron
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
    Color
    Solid Black
    Solid Midnight Navy
    Solid Mint
    Solid Purple Rush
    Solid Royal
    Solid Tahiti Blue
    Solid White
    Heather Grey
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