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    • Remember Philadelphia Phil & Phillis - those two adorably wholesome kiddos who had a brief cup of coffee as Philadelphia's baseball mascots? Ever wonder what became of them after they danced their way into fans' hearts at the Vet back in the day? Well wonder no more, because we're here to tell you that Phillis grew up, ditched her lame-a$$ brother, and became a dancer of a different sort. Now she goes by "Philthy Phillis" and we're big fans of how she turned out.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

       

    • *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Everyone needs a go-to sweatshirt, so opt for one that's comfy, smooth, and stylish. Made with air-jet spun yarn for a luxuriously soft feel and reduced pilling, this cozy Cotton Heritage premium top is the perfect choice for cooler evenings. Featuring a varsity crewneck and a classic fit, you're gonna convince yourself that sweater weather is all year round with this wardrobe staple.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
      4. Phillygoat branded label on back so you know it's not a knock-off
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your sweatshirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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    Halle Anderson

    "Philthy Phillis" Sweatshirt