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We Booed Santa Women's Tank Top
$29.99
Why settle for the same old boring, generic merch everyone else has? Stand out from the Fanatics-wearin' sheep and "get goated" with PhillyGOAT! Designed by local artists. Worn by legends. 🔔🐐❤️🥨🦅
⚠️ WARNING: May cause unsolicited compliments from other Philadelphia sports fans. Do not wear if you don't like being high-five. 🙌
Established in 2020, we've proudly served over 100,000 satisfied customers from the Greater Philadelphia area and beyond, and we've earned close to 10,000 5-star reviews. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
And we're making headlines! We've been featured in the Philadelphia Inquirer, CBS Philadelphia, Fox 29 Philadelphia, and DelcoToday just to name a few.
We take the pressure off of ordering. Don't like what you got? Simply return it for free within 30 days, no questions asked. 🤝
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Philadelphia sports fans have a bit of a reputation, to say the least. The crowning moment that solidified our place in sports lore was the infamous “booing Santa Claus” episode during a Birds game at Franklin Field on December 15, 1968. Not only did we boo Santa, but we also pelted him with snowballs. If you ask us, that fat jolly SOB had it coming...
See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.
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- Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
- 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester for a fabric blend so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
- This slim fit racerback cut hugs you in all the right places, and is sure to turn heads & drop jaws
- Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going hard on the crab fries recently
- Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository