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    • Who needs fancy water slides, log flumes, and lazy rivers when you have a perfectly good fire hydrant outside your front door just waiting to be opened. Break out the speedo & swimmies and invite the neighbors because there ain't no better way to beat the heat than splashing around in a Philly wooder park.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Triblend fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
      4. Softball-inspired ¾ length long sleeve lets the world know you’re a baller
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your triblend raglan tee is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Do not bleach
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Iron, steam or dry: low heat
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
    Color
    Premium Heather / Vintage Black
    Vintage Black / Premium Heather
    Size

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    Paula Kane
    Give me a glass of wooder

    I was born and raised in northPhilly, proud of it now live in Michigan, still to this day miss my Philly. My grandkids always ask me how I pronounce water, coffee, and orangejuice😂I tell them it’s a Philly thing❤️❤️❤️

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    James Daniels

    Philly Wooder Park Raglan Tee