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    Home / Philly Football / "Ben Franklin Whizzes on the Cowboy Star" Sticker
    "Ben Franklin Whizzes on the Cowboy Star" Sticker
    "Ben Franklin Whizzes on the Cowboy Star" Sticker
    "Ben Franklin Whizzes on the Cowboy Star" Sticker
    "Ben Franklin Whizzes on the Cowboy Star" Sticker
    "Ben Franklin Whizzes on the Cowboy Star" Sticker
    "Ben Franklin Whizzes on the Cowboy Star" Sticker

    "Ben Franklin Whizzes on the Cowboy Star" Sticker

    $6 - $8

    • We were big Calvin & Hobbes fans as kids. They did some pretty cool things in that comic strip. But the coolest thing I ever saw Calvin do.. was pee on the Cowboys logo. That image, depicted on countless bumper stickers that rolled into the Vet on Game Day back in the 80s and 90s, is forever seared into my brain. As an homage, we're bringing it back, but with a Founding Father twist. And since Ben Franklin was easily the coolest founding father, we can definitely see him doing this.

      Go Birds!

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      See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Stickers are printed on durable, high opacity (no judgement if you gotta look that word up) adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for slapping on your kid's trapper keeper, the back of your shaggin' wagon, or attempting to cover up that "Wentzylvania" tattoo that clearly did not age well
      3. Fast and easy bubble-free application
      4. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as suppository
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    Customer Reviews

    Based on 8 reviews
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    Rick
    Classic sticker

    Great sticker , classic detail and lots of comment already

    C
    Conor

    Sticker quality isn't great... Peeling off a precleaned surface ahead

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    John C
    Screw Dallass

    Dallass Sucks!

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    John romanoff

    "Ben Franklin Whizzes on the Cowboy Star" Sticker

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    Robert Knudsen
    Excellent

    Everything I wanted.🦅

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