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    Experience the electrifying fusion of heavy metal and Eagles football with the "Green Sabbath" Go Birds Sundee Breakfast Blend. A collaboration with our friends at Thunder Mud, this coffee, sourced from the fertile river banks of the Schuylkill River, embodies the intensity of a fourth-quarter drive at the Linc with the power of Ozzy's vocals, culminating in a headbanging Brotherly Shove against your morning sleepiness.

    Emblazoned with a typeface inspired by Sabbath's iconic Master of Reality album cover, we've cranked this coffee up to eleven by giving it a kelly green Birds twist. Green Sabbath is where the heavy metal gods of Black Sabbath and the gritty, never-say-die spirit of the Birds collide. This isn't just a coffee, it's an evil elixir fit for an Iron Man; made for all those who bleed green on the field and live for Geezer Butler's bone-shaking bass lines off it. Go Birds!

    Once you place your order we will roast your beans in fire and brimstone while blaring Black Sabbath's "Master of Reality" album directly at them to ensure your coffee is infused with maximum evilness (scan to listen):

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