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Philly Wooder Park Baby Onesie
$28
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Who needs fancy water slides, log flumes, and lazy rivers when you have a perfectly good fire hydrant outside your front door just waiting to be opened. Break out the speedo & swimmies and invite the neighbors because there ain't no better way to beat the heat than splashing around in a Philly wooder park.
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- This onesie will make you the envy of all the other less cool parents at the playground because that’s what this is all about, right?
- Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
- 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors are cotton / poly blend) for a fabric as soft as your baby’s bottom
- All of our designs are printed with eco-friendly, bio-degradable and non-toxic inks to ensure the health and safety of your newborn (unlike all of our competitors who use lead, asbestos, and plutonium in their prints)
- Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your baby's onesie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository