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  • "Dallas Sucks" Teddy Bear

    Meet our "Dallas Sucks" teddy bear. He may look cute and cuddly, but he has a massive chip on his shoulder, very likely has a drinking problem, and of course has a toxic relationship with all Philly sports. 

    Teddy:    

    • Made from the finest and softest materials, it’s the perfect cuddling buddy for Birds fans of all ages
    • Filled with PE/PVC pellets
    • Weight: 9.21 oz. (0.26 kg)
    • Measures 9.5″ (24.13 cm) sitting down
    • One-size
    • Keep away from Toy Story’s Woody and other toys resembling cowboys

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