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  • "Philly Baby's First Words" Baby Onesie

    Athletic Heather
    • Sure, “Mama” or “Dada” would be nice as your kid’s first words. And there’s no question that love your baby. But seriously, wouldn’t you love that little nugget so much more if his or her first words were “Dallas Sucks!”? We know we would. Heck, if you can prove it, we’ll give that kid free Phillygoat gear for life. Go Birds.

      See more jawns like this in our Onesies Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • This onesie's gonna make you the envy of all the other less cool parents at the playground because that’s what this is all about, right?

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed ringspun cotton (heather colors are cotton / poly blend) for a fabric as soft as your baby’s bottom
      3. All of our designs are printed with eco-friendly, bio-degradable and non-toxic inks to ensure the health and safety of your newborn (unlike all of our competitors who use lead, asbestos, and plutonium in their prints)
      4. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your baby's onesie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 23 reviews
    Castor Yoder
    Philly Onesie

    Very nice product - delivered on time

    Paul Meehan

    Bought 2 shirts for my grandsons. We're to be delivered by 12/5. Never received emailed company said they would look into it. So far no response

    Great way to get your young Eagle’s fan started

    Bought this for my grandson. Fits great. Good quality and cracks me up every time I see it on him. Hoping for another Eagle’s fan in the family. Keep up the good work!

    Joseph Shuker
    Baby’s first words

    Everyone got a big kick out of baby first words ! I really hope that’s his first words!!

    Melissa Hreczan