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  • December 04, 2020 1 min read

    Just days after mysterious monoltihs were discovered on a California mountain top, a Utah desert plain and a scenic river valley in Romania, an even more mysterious fourth monolith has been discovered outside of the Wawa on Darby Road in Havertown, PA.

    The monolith was found by Mike Campotelli of Delaware County while wearing his Phillygoat Branded black hoodie. "I was hungry, so I went down to the Wawa on Darby Road to get a Turkey Classic hoagie and then I see this bigass metal looking thing sticking outta the ground." 

    When asked who may have put the monolith there, Mike said it was probably either aliens or his buddy Dave. "Yea, it might have been Dave because back at Bonner (high school) he used to be into all that space stuff.. Alien, Predator, Space Odyssey, Alien 2, Space Jam just to name a few of them."

    Dave has yet to be reached for comment.