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  • "The '80 Fillies" Tee

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    • This design is a brain teaser wrapped inside a dad joke wrapped inside an incredibly soft and stylish Bella & Canvas 3001 t-shirt. Inspired by the ‘80 Phillies, one of the most legendary teams not only in Philadelphia history but in all of sports, this one is a true "IYKYK". Truly a team of destiny - Schmidty, Lefty, Charlie Hustle, and Tugger were mythical figures in my youth and that World Series Championship team is still the measuring stick for greatness in our city to this day. Sport this Philadephia "Fillies" T-shirt to remind yourself, though its been well over 40 years, we will never stop talking about the ’80 Phillies, no matter how you spell it (and yes...there are 80 of them).

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 2 reviews
    Catherine A. McManus
    Quirky and witty

    My husband, rabid Phils fan who nonetheless doesn’t love the usual bright red, loved this shirt immediately and enjoys the comments he gets from those I. The know. Soft material, too. Hope it holds up over time!

    jamie marks
    80Fillies T-shirt got a lot of compliments yesterday!

    All the youngsters wanted to know about it and the we watched the Phillies score 19 runs !