Artisinally crafted using Mike Schmidt's mustache hairs | 30-Day Free Returns | Satisfaction Guaranteed (*Except Cowboys Fans)


Your Cart is Empty

  • Collections
  • "Birds Tush Push" Women's Shorts

    Turn around and make a statement with our "Tush Push" shorts! These old school kelly green shorts, emblazoned with an old school Birds helmet on the front and Eagles font on the backside, are a "cheeky" nod to our squad's unstoppable 4th and 1 Brotherly Shove.

    Crafted from the finest fabric that science and a modest budget can provide, they're perfect for those hot game days, or for just trying to look hot on game days. Designed for Eagles fans of all shapes and sizes, these shorts boast an elastic waistband that's forgiving enough for game-day snacks, yet sporty enough that you can go for a run or a swim in them. Featuring a versatile four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric that is breathable and fast-drying, these shorts will be your go-to jawns for nearly any sporting event or activity. And, they have pockets!

    Get these "Tush Push" shorts because when it comes to supporting the Eagles, we believe in a full-contact approach – fashion included. Go ahead, make every day a tailgate party for your... well, tailgate.

    Go Birds!


    Product Details:

    • 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex 
    • Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
    • Breathable and fast-drying material
    • UPF50+ protection
    • Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
    • Mesh side pockets
    • 2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam


    Size guide:

      WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    XS 25 ¼ 35 ⅜
    S 26 ¾ 37
    M 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝
    L 31 ½ 41 ¾
    XL 34 ⅝ 44 ⅞
    2XL 37 ¾ 48
    3XL 41 51 ⅛

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 3 reviews
    Justin Morgan

    Bought them for wifey… and I’m pushing tush on every possession 💪🏽😝

    Matt DeGaetano
    Tush push

    Love these shorts! The wife looks great in em!

    Great shorts

    I like the material. It's like a nylon but it isn't super thin. Good length, not super short. I got the largest size because I wanted more of a relaxed fit. Overall really happy with them!