"Birds of War" Tank Top

Say hello to your new favorite tank top. Show off your guns in this timeless classic that will quickly become a go-to shirt in your summertime rotation.

1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
2. 100% airlume and ring-spun cotton (triblends are 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon) for a fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
3. Runs a bit smaller than usual, so get the next size up if you've been going too hard on the crab fries recently
4. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
6. Phillygoat branded logo on upper back so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor

We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
2. Use a mild detergent
3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
4. Do not use any fabric softeners
5. Do not dry-clean
6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository