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  • "Our Center Is Sexier Than Your Center" Tee

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    • Jason Kelce was named by People Magazine as one of the sexiest people alive, a big win for plus-sized bearded men everywhere, so we gave him the sexy pin-up girl treatment on what may quite possibly be our dumbest t-shirt yet. Go Birds!

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      *PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES BELOW

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

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    John Walters
    Awesome

    Comfortable material. Image is crisp. And the picture is hilarious.

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    Michael Schmittinger
    Son’s Birthday Tee

    Recently purchased “ My center is sexier” tee for my son’s birthday. Needless to say he loved it !

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    Mary Navratil

    "Our Center Is Sexier Than Your Center" Tee

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    Joseph McGinnis
    Awesome products & overall experience!!

    Apparel is unmatched!! Breaks out from the norm - only those from Philly would understand!!
    Customer service was amazing- hat was a Christmas gift...was too large...and during holiday "down time" responded and had another hat in the mail in a matter a days!!! Definitely shopApparel is unmatched!! Breaks out from the norm - only those from Philly would understand!!
    Customer service was amazing- hat was a Christmas gift...was too large...and during holiday down time responded and had another hat in the mail in a matter a days!!! Definitely shopping here again.ping here again.

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    Deborah McFarland
    Love the shirt

    I love the shirt and the products philly goat makes however, I do feel they run large. Most people would think it’s large in a good way. Everything is a little longer than what I’m used to.