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    • If Larry Bowa, Richie Ashburn, Mike Schmidt, and a textile factory all had a baby together, then it might turn out looking something like this. A staff favorite, these old school vintage maroon pinstripe sweatpants are a nod to all the Philadelphia baseball legends that we watched growing up or heard about from our fathers and grandfathers. Root for the Fightins in style as you rock these super unique retro joggers that are perfect for summer nights at the Bank or for striking out your nephews in wiffle ball with some off-speed Kent Tekulve side-arm junk.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite sweatpants — soft on the outside, and even softer on the inside, these joggers are made from a cotton touch polyester jersey fabric that won't fade after washing. Use them for athletic endeavors like a jog along the Schuylkill, a Yuengling keg stand, or simply lounging on the couch as you watch Rocky IV for the 87th time. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in a pair of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane in a premium knit mid-weight fabric that's so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, slim fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Soft cotton-feel fabric face with a brushed fleece fabric inside
      5. Cuffed legs, practical pockets, and an elastic waistband with a white drawstring to prevent getting pantsed
      6. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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    Louis Bansbach
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    We are from Colorado and I’m making a special package for my son who is headed to college in Philadelphia. The new branding change is odd but I’m into it. Does someone in the company want to move, do they love the mountain west, give us some more backstory to the change. Either way, I’ll be buying the discounted Philly items and ready for new merch. I’m a designer, so if ya need a west coast designer with great ideas. I’m here.