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"Anatomy of a Fuzz Monster" Tee
$30.00 - $35.00
Why settle for the same old boring, generic merch everyone else has? Stand out from the Fanatics-wearin' sheep and "get goated" with PhillyGOAT! Designed by local artists. Worn by legends. 🔔🐐❤️🥨🦅
⚠️ WARNING: May cause unsolicited compliments from other Philadelphia sports fans. Do not wear if you don't like being high-five. 🙌
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For the scientifically curious and the terminally online. The Anatomy of a Fuzz Monster Tee diagrams the inner workings of Philly’s green chaos gremlin with museum-exhibit precision. Feels like if the Franklin Institute made a monster exhibit. Is he an otherworldly monster or a majestic beast? Only closer examination will reveal what truly makes him tick.
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