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"Philthy Phillis" Flag

Why settle for the same old boring, generic merch everyone else has? Stand out from the Fanatics-wearin' sheep and "get goated" with PhillyGOAT! Designed by local artists. Worn by legends. 🔔🐐❤️🥨🦅

⚠️ WARNING: May cause unsolicited compliments from other Philadelphia sports fans. Do not wear if you don't like being high-five. 🙌

Established in 2020, we've proudly served over 100,000 satisfied customers from the Greater Philadelphia area and beyond, and we've earned close to 10,000 5-star reviews. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

And we're making headlines! We've been featured in the Philadelphia Inquirer, CBS Philadelphia, Fox 29 Philadelphia, and DelcoToday just to name a few.

We take the pressure off of ordering. Don't like what you got? Simply return it for free within 30 days, no questions asked. 🤝

  • Remember Phil & Phillis - those two adorably wholesome kiddos who had a brief cup of coffee as Philadelphia's baseball mascots? Ever wonder what became of them after they danced their way into fans' hearts at the Vet back in the day? Well wonder no more, because we're here to tell you that Phillis grew up, ditched her lame-a$$ brother, and became a dancer of a different sort. Now she goes by "Philthy Phillis" and we're big fans of how she turned out.

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

  • *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

  • Who doesn’t want to turn their house into a home? Brighten up your space by adding this unique flag to your wall. Your flag won’t crease or shrink thanks to the polyester material that's designed to hold up over many many years.

    1. Flag is 6 ft. x 4ft.
    2. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    3. 100% polyester (so you know it's classy AF) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Go ahead and wrap yourself in it.. it feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
    5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
    6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor