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"Lenny GOAT" Premium Comfort Colors Tee
$34
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Anyone who ever saw Lenny Dykstra stepping up to the plate at leadoff with that iconic wad of tobacco bulging in his cheek, fingers flickering, and already covered in dirt, knows that Lenny was not only the original dirtbag but also an absolute bonafide GOAT. The Dude would get on base.. or die tryin. That was always his unwritten promise to the fans and we loved him for it.
- One of my favorites to ever do it, Lenny won a chip in '86 on the wildest team of all time and he brought that same NAILS attitude to my favorite squad of all time, the '93 Phils. #NailsNeverFails
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We officially partnered with Lenny Dykstra on this premium Comfort Colors tee and, in addition to donating a portion of all sales to the Darren Daulton Foundation, we are also sharing a portion of all sales with Lenny himself. #NailsNeverFails.
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See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.
*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.
*PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES ABOVE
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Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Comfort Colors 1717 tee. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.
- Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
- Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
- Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
- Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
- Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
- Battle Brothers Foundation logo on right sleeve because this shirt helps support our veterans
- Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
- Use a mild detergent
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- Do not use any fabric softeners
- Do not dry-clean
- Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
- If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
- Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository