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  • "LEN MAN Chaw" Triblend Tee

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    solid white triblend
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    • SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This product may cause unsolicited compliments from fellow Philly baseball phans.

      We're officially in cahoots with Lenny Dykstra, and proudly bring you this iconic tee.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Classic crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      3. Cotton / poly / rayon fabric tri-blend for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      4. Printed with a special ink fade for a more vintage look
      5. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
      6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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