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"The Phrinch" All-Over Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

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Why settle for the same old boring, generic merch everyone else has? Stand out from the Fanatics-wearin' sheep and "get goated" with PhillyGOAT! Designed by local artists. Worn by legends. 🔔🐐❤️🥨🦅

⚠️ WARNING: May cause unsolicited compliments from other Philadelphia sports fans. Do not wear if you don't like being high-five. 🙌

Established in 2020, we've proudly served over 100,000 satisfied customers from the Greater Philadelphia area and beyond, and we've earned close to 10,000 5-star reviews. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

And we're making headlines! We've been featured in the Philadelphia Inquirer, CBS Philadelphia, Fox 29 Philadelphia, and DelcoToday just to name a few.

We take the pressure off of ordering. Don't like what you got? Simply return it for free within 30 days, no questions asked. 🤝

  • Then the Phrinch thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store!? What if Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!!!

    But that's when he remembered Phillygoat, the greatest store of all. Where you'll want to do all your holiday shopping this fall...

    Phillygoat's a store that brings holiday cheer... to all Youse Whos from Philly both far and near.

    And if you don't shop at Phillygoat then you're a Dallas-lovin' skunk! Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk! The three words that best describe you are, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!!!

    This sweatshirt you'll find is quite the prize.. it's bound to make your heart grow three times in size!!!

    So fork over that cash and grab one today, then wear it to your holiday party where you'll be sure to slay!

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

    *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

  • Say hello to your new favorite sweatshirt. Precision cut and hand-sewn to achieve the best possible look, this varsity crewneck features a comfy soft outside with a vibrant print and an even softer brushed fleece inside. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once my toxic relationship with Philly sports eventually kills me.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane in a premium knit mid-weight sweatshirt fabric that's so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
    4. Phillygoat logo on left-sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
    5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
    6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
    2. Use a mild detergent
    3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
    4. Do not use any fabric softeners
    5. Do not dry-clean
    6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
    7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
    8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository