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"LICE Harper" 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Tee

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  • From the twisted minds of Phillygoat and local artist @nonheinous comes a bugged-out baller who is an MVP of malaria-fueled mayhem. Say hello to LICE Harper - an itching ode to our freshly buzzed first baseman. Full of might (and mites), this scratching slugger carries critters and hits dingers. He may be louse-y, but he's far from lousy as he gives opposing pitchers fits by gettin' hits and pickin' nits.

    See more jawns like this in our Philly Baseball Collection.

    *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    *PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES ABOVE

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. 100% ring-spun cotton for a fabric so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    4. Softball-inspired ¾ length long sleeve lets the world know you’re a baller
    5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your triblend raglan tee is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    2. Do not bleach
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Iron, steam or dry: low heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository