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Scrapple Goals Kids Tee
$27
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How freaking delicious is scrapple??? A staple on breakfast menues throughout the greater Philadelphia area, this delicacy is the reason we're reluctant to venture too far from the tri-state area and also why we'll never go vegan. How could we ever forego that mouthwatering semi-solid congealed loaf of savory awesomeness? Dig in and take solace knowing that Wilbur did not meet his end in vain. If anything, you're giving him the greatest fate a pig could ever hope for - to be turned into a heavenly hunk of meat that eventually finds its way into the belly of a proud Philadelphian. #Scrapplgoals.
See more jawns like this in our Kids Tee Collection.
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- Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
- This t-shirt will make you & your child the envy of all the other less cool parents / kids at the playground (because that’s what this is all about, right?)
- 100% combed ringspun cotton for a shirt so soft we challenge your kid not to hold it against his/her cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
- Relaxed unisex fit that your toddler will never want to take off
- Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
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We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's t-shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository