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  • "IRON MAXEY" Tee

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    • Say hello to the "IRON MAXEY" tee. This banger of a shirt is an electrifying fusion of Hoops and Heavy Metal inspired by the raw energy of Tyrese Maxey and the Iron Maiden's heavy metal album covers that have become iconic through the years. Emblazoned with Maxey's undead form as he flies through the air, this tee pulses with an otherworldly glow, as if charged by the very essence of Maxey's relentless motor. With this Eddie-infused artwork we've captured Maxey's ferocious style of play - he's The 76ers Trooper who strikes fear into the hearts of opponents as he shows the world why 'Zero' is the true Number of the Beast.

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Basketball Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

    • Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt: the Bella Canvas 3001. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This best-selling unisex tee is everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. Classic crewneck style because v-necks are more of a douchey NYC / L.A. thing
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 5 reviews
    Joe Process
    Love it

    Super soft shirt, fits great and super high quality print. Super creative mash up.

    Steven Layden
    so damn comfy

    Such a comfy shirt. Go 6ers!

    Ryan Langerak
    Awesome shirt! Shoutout The Franchise.

    Great shirt, Great quality! This item came to my house quickly and was perfect. Highly recommend.

    Tim Suppi
    Maxey Mania

    Great look and comfortable fit. Definitely an eye catching logo. Great to support our local star

    Best damn shirt

    Are you not entertained 🤣