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  • Philly Wooder Ice Kids tee

    • Do you believe that people in other cities actually call this semi-frozen fruit flavored summertime treat "water" ice??? Those people seriously need a lesson in proper pronunciation.

      This iconic Rita's inspired WOODER ICE onesie for your kid is the perfect compliment to that sawf pressel they just ate.

      See more jawns like this in our Kids Tee Collection.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. This t-shirt will make you & your child the envy of all the other less cool parents / kids at the playground (because that’s what this is all about, right?)
      3. 100% combed ringspun cotton for a shirt so soft we challenge your kid not to hold it against his/her cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      4. Relaxed unisex fit that your toddler will never want to take off
      5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality non-toxic inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's t-shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
      2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
      3. Tumble dry: low heat
      4. Do not iron
      5. Do not dryclean
      6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
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    Joseph Lannetti
    Tshirt

    Good quality, exactly as advertised

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    Laurels
    Perfect Philly Summertime Shirt!

    Nothing spells Summer like W-O-O-D-E-R ice! True to size and stinking adorable!

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    Kathleen F
    So cute!

    Got as a gift was a big hit!

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    Chris Mallowe
    Always great!

    Best brand. Best shirts. I’ve ordered many times and always so happy with the items and process. Can’t recommend Philly Goat enough!!