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  • "Flyquon" Womens Ideal V-Neck Tee

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    Kelly Green
    • FLY Saquon FLY. Go Birds!

      See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.

      *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

      *PLEASE BE SURE TO SELECT THE COLOR YOU WANT FROM THE COLOR SWATCHES BELOW

    • Say hello to your new favorite v-neck tee. Once you put this sucker on, you're gonna be like a fat kid at the pool 'cause you'll just never wanna take it off. This will be your go-to top for effortless elegance and everyday comfort - it's everything you've dreamed of and more - soft, lightweight, just the right amount of stretch, and flattering for all.

      1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
      2. Cotton / poly blend for a pre-shrunk fabric so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
      3. Flattering ladies retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
      4. V-neckline for a sleek and stylish look
      5. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
      6. Phillygoat branded logo on left sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
      7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
    • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

      1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
      2. Use a mild detergent
      3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
      4. Do not use any fabric softeners
      5. Do not dry-clean
      6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
      7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
      8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository

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